1:  Has Marty really been to all these places?
A: Yes.

2:  What happened to Marty's ear?
A:  The dog ate it.

3:  What happened to Marty's wiskers?
A:  Mikey cut them off.

4:  Can I take my picture with Marty?
A:  Of course!  Marty loves having his picture taken with everyone!

5:  Where is Marty from originally?
A:  San Fransisco.

6:  How old is Marty?
A:  A gentleman never discloses such information.

7:  Is Marty gay?
A:  Marty is neither gay nor straight nor asexual, as he has no genitalia therefore has no use
for such a distinction.  Marty loves everyone!

8:  Did Marty really get to go on stage with The Cure?
A:  Yep.  Twice.

9:  Where is Marty's favorite place to visit?
A:  Anywhere the car takes him.

10: Is Marty available for parties?
A:  Marty keeps a fairly busy schedule, yet he can always find the time to make an appearance just for you!